• plot twist: you close your laptop and go to bed at a reasonable hour

• kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me

• my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
• my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
• people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato

• Emily: Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.
• Joel: People also throw rocks at things that look like shit.

Proud of you boo <3

(via teardropsandbutterflies)