Mizzou beat KU three weeks ago, we brag about it for an hour and then go drink. KU beats Mizzou and they bombard the Mizzou tag with facts about how KU is better in basketball, which none of us Mizzou fans are denying anyway

Meanwhile, Mizzou fans are drowning their sorrows in alcohol and hoping we’ll meet again for a final end all game in the NCAA tournament.

And even if for some reason we do match up in the tournament and y’all beat us, congrats, we’re moving on to bigger and better conferences anyway.

Time to put the big boy undies on kiddos.